A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mayor or founder who has the same physique and thiccness as Bubble Bass
Stacey: Damn did you see mayor James, talk about a real flounder founder.
Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath
Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent” Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it? Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino. Billy: Bruh.
The day that you eat orphans and beat your wife.
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this? Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee. Horacio: What the fuck does that imply? Francis: I Monched orphan.
Someone with an intense phobia of Capitalism and Communism
Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate. Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism? Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu... Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad
The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.
Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any? Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration. Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga. Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.
A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop
Jane: Did you bring protection? John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket* Jane: What the actual fuck? John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop! Jane: John I want a divorce.