Country Dictionary

A precious pet name for one who is sprinkleishous and bootylishous. Comes from the word sprinkles and much combined together to form the word "sprinkmich." Ownership of this pet name belongs to Jason, anyone who attempts to use this nickname will be hunt down and shot on site.

Dude #1: "I want a donut with frosting all over it." Donut Lady: "Is that all sir?" Dude #1: "No, wait I want it with sprinkles..huh... but not all over it." Donut Lady: "Not all over it?" Dude #1: "Yeah! huh Do ya got anything like that huh donut lady?" Donut Lady: "Yeah, we just got some in. They're called sprinksmich for lunatics like you!" Dude #2: "Woah, I'll have the same, that sounds AWSOME!"

black negro word. usually indicates excitement. When man goes to fast /w woman she usually screams this.

YEEEEEEEEAHYAAAAAAAAAAAAA o its soooooo good......mmmm ooooo ya do it again......

the physical act of alternating penetrating open hands up another's rectum, usually done in hate. best depicted in the classis latino film "dos manos en su orto."

wow, did you see that judo chop

Used by real men who know that a 3rd Generation Camaro doesn't weigh much more than a piece of shit Honda, but with a Big V8 in the Camaro, it will run over anything.

A 1984 Camaro Z-28 with a stock 305 motor, 0-60 MPH in 5.4 seconds

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

created by an unassuming and brilliant broad named Bubba, shwa has many different applications and meanings, depending on circumstance and emotion involved. A hybrid of the archaic expression, "say what?" shwa has developed a life of its own and is traveling over the country as it is exchanged in conversation. Originally used as Bubba-speak for, "What!!!!" shwa is now taking on any myriad of meanings. See examples below...

Example A: Beets: Oh man Patrick O'Sullivan just scored a short-handed goal!!! Bubba: Shwa!!! THAT'S ROCKIN!!! GO PATTY O!!! Example B: JSR: That new girl thinks Lenny is stupid, Bubba. Bubba: Shwateva... Example C: ItsMraHole2U: Hey Bubba, I am in need of your superior advice... Bubba: Ah yes, the office of the Shwalillama is now open...

masturbation. made in an auto tech shop by horny people.

if I see any hot naked chicks im gonna throw my rod