A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone has a not so clean asshole and the "boing" you, leaving hershey kisses down the front of your shirt.
Damn dude, Zac got the dirty shepherd the other day, that shit was hilarious!
When you sneek up behind someone and rip a nasty, stinky, crunchy, wet fart on their back, leaving a streak of mud-butt.
Damn that was a Dirty Donald if I"ve ever seen one...wipe that off your back!!
When your dog has diarhhea and doesn't clean it's ass very well, leading the accidental wiping of shit on the face.
Man Buttercup gave me a dirty nesbit this morning...what a shitty way to start the day!