A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to going postal, but usually involving a shotgun filled with buckshot instead of an uzi. May involve the disfiguring of a friend or associate by firing the shot at their face, usually after drinking lots of scotch.
Nigga, you disrespect me again and I will be going cheney on your ass.
This is the name given to a woman's ladybits if she has red pubic hair. It comes from the ancient song which goes: "If the color of her hair is ruby red" "what will the color of her THING BE?"
"Dude, you were with that redhead Ruby last night. Did she have a thingbe?"
To search (google) your mind (noodle) for a piece of information that you know is there somewhere.
I can see that chick from Dawson's Creek in my mind, and if I google my noodle I'm sure that her name will come to me.
When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
"Release The Flying Monkeys!" Used by the Wicked Witch of the West when she is too busy or pissed off to speak the entire command.
Guy with big, furry hat: Your Wickedness, Dorothy and her gangstas have entered the Haunted Forest. Witch: RTFM!!!
Getting shafted out of something that you wanted, usually at work, because of some rule of "politeness" or "team spirit". From the movie "Office Space", when the ratio of people to cake was too big and Milton was told to keep passing it, so eventually everybody gets a piece except for him.
"I'm taking this office before anybody else does. I'm tired of always passing the cake"