Country Dictionary

retardily

The act of something stupid.

It is Retardily busy.

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

Ma Deuce

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

bwahaha

A deep, throaty cackle uttered by supervillians and anyone reveling in their own evilness.
See also "muahaha".

When my rabid chimpanzee unicycle brigade is released from their holding pen at the North Pole, the world will finally be MINE! Bwahaha!

football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"