A fork of Rural Dictionary
*see otaku 1. An otaku who spends most of his/her every day life on the Netflix anime list with their erect penis/fist in vagina looking for unrated or MA rated anime with slight amounts of nudity to masturbate to. 2. An extreme form of an otaku
guy: "wow i havent seen bill for a while" guy2: "i heard he was watching anime for 24 hours straight" guy3: "He is much more than an otaku, He's an otakukocku"
Noun: An unfortunate event, a very unlucky situation when you are not at fault at all. Noun: A nickname for anyone who constantly finds themselves in unlucky situations, only when they are not at fault.
Someone nudges your elbow at the pub, beer spills on a "hard" guy. BUMBLES