A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: an intentional attempt to make oneself look so pathetic to gain pity and create an emotional bond and an advantage over the intended audience/victim.
I used crocodile tears and a story about my dead dog as a gimpstart to get into Melissa's panties on our first date.
noun: aka colonoscopy; used as "going to Askamerastan"
As soon as I hit 50 years old, my doctor booked me a trip to Askamerastan.
A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.
That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!
Extraneous typed response to real content, lacking emotion or pertinence to the on-going conversation
I sent Eloise an email pouring out my heart and all I got back from her was finger fizz.
The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.
I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.