Country Dictionary

Mogwai

When a woman doesn't shave her poonani for a long time and her pussy is furry as fuck

That bitches mogwai should not get wet or be fed after midnight

Walking hard-on

'A lesbian who is attracted to nearly every woman. If she had a dick, it would constantly be erect'

B: that girl is so hot
W: you said that about the bitch at Jamba Juice

B: so! She was hot too!
W: you're a walking hard-on