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Spluge

Ejaculation.

"Eww! You got spluge on on ass!" "Deal with it bitch!"

by Bxdockte April 12, 2009

Do What?

What your totally burnt-out relative says after you tell them something. Someone who is so blank headed, they didnt understand/hear a word you said. So they just say "Do What?"

#1 Girl 1 - Would you hand me the damn joint?! Girl 2 - Ummmm, do what? #2 Girl 2 - Dude, that commercial was so deep, it raped my insides. Powerful. Girl 2 - (Jerks her head to you) Do what?

by Bxdockte April 12, 2009

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?" "If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

by Bxdockte April 12, 2009