A fork of Rural Dictionary
a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.
hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!
Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck
Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment