A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?
Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.
Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.