A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information; 2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times; 3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.
Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?
1. A lesbian 2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.
So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper? Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper. Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.