Country Dictionary

A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.

Pace you're such a f#$@ing footsniper.

to WTHAY sb, Verb.
The welcoming of a new member to a public mailing list with the expression "Who the hell are you?", usually in a reply to his or her first post to the list.

I think you scared her off when you WTHAYed her.

An asain produced automobile that is purchaced and custom fabricated to race on the street

I took out my GT 500 last night and shit on every rice burner at the pike

When riding in a car, someone feels an extreme need to take a dump, so much that the turd is moving in and out of the anus.

"Daddy' please pull over, I'm prairie doggin' !"
used in Saturday Night Live

Acool person who plays football and is king of all robots

MOLESINATOR: Come here robocop and destroy hugh marshall

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.