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please

an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.

"did you see this picture that laur sent?" "PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"

by fairydoir February 18, 2021

please

another word for "now".

Hand me those cookies, please.

by quickstop17 November 15, 2006

please

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr? Cincinnatian: Please? Clerk: Did you order the water?

by Red Tag Man October 19, 2005

please

Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh

"50 cents please?" "PHUC NO!" "Just to pleeeease myself?" "ok sure bb." "unh!"

by -_- /\/ / /\/ _/ /\ January 24, 2017

please

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please." (2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 07, 2004

please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?" "...No." "Please?"

by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007