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Aeryns don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a Aeryn. Only a Aeryn can kill a Aeryn. Regular humans are useless.
Aeryns never wear headbands with the word "Aeryn" printed on them. Aeryns can breath underwater anytime they want. Aeryns can change clothes in less than 1 second. Aeryns always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Aeryns invented the internets. Aeryns don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Aeryns always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Aeryns don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Aeryns can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Aeryns can remove a spleen in one swift motion. Aeryns live in your house secretly for days. Aeryns can remove their shadow if needed.
Damn. That Aeryn just took your spleen.