A fork of Rural Dictionary
Temporary, but potentially chronic, syndrome experienced by men. Symptoms include over sensitivity, irrational fear and general lameness.
Man 1 - Are you playing in the game tonight? Man 2 - Not sure yet, I have this cut on my finger...... Man 1 - I dont think its the cut. I think you might have a touch of Manginis. Man 2 - Why do you have to be like that? I told you I cut my finger and I dont want to risk making it worse. Man 1 - Doe anyone have the M7 with Neosporen?
An acronym for a tasteful amount of chest hair
Your tach requires little to no manscaping.
The accidental moment when the hot tub jet blasts you in that spot.
When I was getting out of the hot tub last night I accidentally got hit by the jacuzzidet.