Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

man blast

A man Blast is the dumbest word ever to have been created. It means cherry bombing a soccer ball 200ft into the air and some gay guy gets hit in the face by it.

Holy SHIT!!! MAN BLAST!!!!!

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

fading the colors

Popping rounds in the asses of gang members

That lo-pro-po was really fading the colors yesterday!

by CURBSTOMPER34 February 23, 2014

The Jump Street Effect

The Jump Street Effect is the alliance of nerds and jocks in order to accomplish a common goal that they cannot complete on their own. The end result is a major can of whoop-ass being unleashed upon everybody else.

Jock1- we have to use The Jump Street Effect to to beat down the other team!

Jock2- how will that help us?

Jock1- the nerds will alter our physical capabilities, making us superhuman!

by CURBSTOMPER34 July 25, 2014