Country Dictionary

TFB

Total F*cking B*tch

Put customer on hold, turn to co-worker, "This lady on my headset is a TFB. She's screaming at me over a minor problem and won't accept any solutions I've offered.

Karen cuts in front of long line at store because she "is in a hurry". As you watch this say to person next to you (with eye-roll), "What a TFB".

Hem

A gender neutral singular pronoun, a combination of her & him, or a truncation of them. Hems for gender neutral possessive.

As in: Look at that kid with the shaved head! Hem is really rocking that androgyny look!

Bron't

Combination of Bro and Don't. A guy who looks good but has some serious character defects.

"Girl, you don't need to bother messing with him, he's a bron't."
Or
"Bron't even." When you see your girlfriend eyeing some douche from your Civ class.

Real Man

A man who has *actually* given a woman an orgasm.

I'm telling you Britney, when you start dating, only date Real Men.

My roommate's a Real Man, I can hear his girlfriend c**ming from the livingroom.

Paranostalgia

Grief over the loss of person/place/time period never experienced and (probably) romanticized.

I once came across a photo of some glamorous New Wave kids standing outside a club in 1980s London and I felt an acute sense of paranostalgia.
Sometimes I feel paranostalgic listening to my mom's old 1960s vinyl LPs.