A fork of Rural Dictionary
Suicide by gunshot to the head.
Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom? Jan: No. Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself. Jan: Oh Snap !
One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that? Tom: What's wrong? Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
Enormous dreams that will never come to fruition.
Did you hear all the things Bob is going to do this summer? Yeah I heard him, but I think he is just building a bunch of air castles.