A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. God is dead
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
• Chuck (noun)
1• A Chuck; A Person who is mostly found sat on this chair looking at a computer screen.
2• They are normally a very lonely person who may or may not be mentally damaged.
3• They find that they get them selfs into online or real life romantic situations were the other person does not romantically see them this way.
4• A Chuck is a very good friend who will always be there for you unless they can not be there, they will generally be trying to call/text you, reason in line 2.
5• A Chuck will normally have a very good sense of humour. A Chuck will also have dark humour.
I don't now to much about others Chucks but this is the best I have gathered around me and other Chucks.
~ Love
Chuck
Person 1: Whats your friend like?
Person 2: Idk how to explain them but lonely and funny
Person 3: Oh that must be a 'Chuck'
An extra pair of eyes for the visually impaired.
"Hey, that kid has glasses on"
"Yeah, call him four eyes"
"Isn't that mean?"
"Nope, he's a freak."
31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.
32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)
33. Jesus did not forgive you
34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.
34.1. No exceptions
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.
37. Anime is cringe.
38. Today will be gone soon.
39. Pablo
40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.
41. Old Discord was better
42. Ignore rule 2
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)
The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
• Eva (noun)
•1 An Eva can be found in mostly only three ways. First Way: Very lonely, Funny, Loving, Caring, Kind, Self-controlled and basically the class clown. The Second Way: A friend who is not always the best-of friends but are nice and normally romantically attached to somebody in a friend group, they normally hang out with males bringing a female into conversation (sometimes). The Third Way: They very bitchy and mean type of person who is normally obsessed with a alpha male and will humiliate other females to get to the alpha male they are romantically attracted to.
•2 An Eva can normally be found in school grounds or in a bedroom/office on a computer.
(I have no other info sorry lol)
Person 1: Hey whats the new girl like?
Person 2: Oh I would say she is an "Eva"