Country Dictionary

overproof

When a person is too drunk. They usually will have no memory of the events or their actions during this time.

Guy: I don't even remember how I got home last night.

Girl: That's because you were overproof. We had to call you an Uber.

Mici

Short for Microwave

I put your plate in the mici so the cat won't jump on the counter and eat your food.

Her: Your food is getting cold.
Him: It's fine. I'll just nuke it in the mici.

Catfish

when a man or a woman lies about their appearance on the internet only for it to later be discovered that they do not look how they portrayed or they are not who they said they are.

Don't let anyone catfish you on those dating sites.

Beardfish

when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.

Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.

Queenify

1. To put a woman on a pedestal and regard her as a queen
2. To elevate yourself, your goals, you disciplines, your standards, etc. to higher levels more becoming of royalty or of a woman who highly respects herself and requires the best of herself.

I love the way you queenify my sister. You're a great brother-in-law.

I had to queenify myself and start living up to my own standards.

lumptuous

Curvy in all the wrong places.

She thinks she's think and voluptuous. But she's really just lumptuous with all those rolls.