A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A smooth dick. A fast talking, charismatic, club or bar patron who always gets the girl. See Vince Vaughn in Swingers, or Roger Dodger. A smick is a person who you'd want to be your friend, if they didn't just cock block you.
Dude, I was totally about to get in there with that hot blonde, when all of the sudden some smick swooped in and nabbed her with an epic line.
To hopelessly plug a seemingly un-pluggable toilet with an inordinately large bowel movement.
Tom didn't just plug the office bathroom toilet, he bellofattoed it! Who bellofattoed the toilet??!! Call the plumber, Bill went and bellofattoed the toilet again..