A fork of Rural Dictionary
The regular customers of a prostitute
Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant
Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.
I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.
Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker
She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.
A verbal smackdown on a topic that Christopher Hitchens has written about, whether delivered by the famous journalist or not
I just laid a hitchslap on an idiot Reaganite who kept going on about Henry Kissinger's greatness. I didn't let that a-hole eulogize a war criminal.
Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.
Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?" Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary." Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."