Country Dictionary

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?" Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.

José: "Is Cindia going to be there?" Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile

I got into the teaching profession to touch the lives of children...no chomo

She who cannot be effed

Dude she's way out of your league, totally ineffable.

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!