Country Dictionary

possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are

arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b

common slang used by intellegent lads from the school of Riverview to indicate the imbreedity of their mates

chaffey is a jed. Jed is a chaffey

Specifically referring to the Key Compton. He is a lil keynis weenis penis.

"BAAHAA, look at the baby keynis"

fattest of the phat! will eat anything with disregarde for health, and will never hesitate to rob or attack for food 'munch'

semour: see that guy. he ate my mum!
Kev: heartless muncher...

a white boy/girl who acts like a black person. or a white nigger

viktor from my school is a white boy who wears ecko, jerseys, baggy clothing, thinks he can dance, and thinks he can "flow" (freestyle rap).. therefore he is a wigger

The moment when a person is preusured or fells presured, and it is shown by his/her face fucking up for a split second.

andy: omfg did u see that girls face ,what a stupid bitch

william: u fuckin n0ns3 she has a twitch! go fucking kill urself

literally, hunting with a bow. very popular among fans of the medieval times and mythical beasts.

"girls only want boyfriends with great skills....you know, numchuck skills, bowhunting skills....girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." (napoleon dynamite)