A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.
"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?" "Yes!"
Specks of poop in an anus, usually coming from someone who never wipes their butt.
"Dude why do you have poopy specks in your butt?"
A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to wasps and wants to have sexual intercouse and/or romantic dates with them.
"That kid is a Wasposexual/Wasporomantic!" "What why does he want to fuck a wasp?"
Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short) Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world. Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.
Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!" Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"