Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

lawn

A grassy place in front of my house that you should stay the fuck off of.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

lawn

a ship with two math teachers

“LAWNNNN!!!” I yelled.
“What is lawn?” my math teacher asked.
“It’s a ship with you and the other math teacher Mr. Croughn.”

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 12, 2021

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

lawn

The husbands second bed when he doesnt agree with his wife, forgets an anniversary, etc.

If you ever get sent to sleep on the lawn by your beloved wife
take a rug
it helps :)

"your sleeping on the lawn tonight"

by the freakin sandwich :) April 18, 2008

lawn

another term for a vagina

i punched holes in your lawn

by Beloved Amoeba May 19, 2005

lawn

Another term for noob, as in newbie or somone you dont like playing with."More noob than noob".
a Lawn could be simply a a random caracter running around shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a Lawn and then getting mowed.
A lawn is an idiot and he doesnt know it infact the only ones who dont know what lawns are, are lawns.
Lawn implies that you are inexperienced
sometimes it is used as slang for 'you suck' or "you are not very good at a game"

That guy is such a lawn.
Im gonna MwP that lawn hard.
Someone kick that lawn hes useless.
Man these lawns are driving me crazy!!!

by GazzaZA September 10, 2007

lawn

Term used to describe immense confusion or baffelment.

Lawn? Pk'z?

by Schwa October 05, 2003