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asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie! Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

deader

To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)

I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.