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Theyre not one of the best industrial metal bands to come into existence.
They are THE best industrail metal bands to come into existence.
They began in Cleveland Ohio, where most fans are located, however, the well-versed metal heads of other areas may be familiar with works such as:
12 Hundred
43
Bwomp
Solitaire/Unraveling
Damage Done
Destroy The World Around Me
Born Of Desire
These Filthy Hands
Nowhere to Go
Xeroxed
...and the list goes on
They are commonly called a Slipknot knockoff by ignorant losers who like shitty metal like Linkin Park and who are too lazy to actually visit the bands website and see that Mushroomhead was formed almost 5 years before Slipknot, had a more theatrical concert compilation and performance than Slipknot and continued writing songs that would please their fans, rather than try to get radio time like Slipknot. They are an amazing band any self-respecting metal head should listen to.
Dude did, you know Mushroomhead has never had a concert near Florida and that "The Cartmaniac" is pissed about it?
The absolute most fucking intense thrash/speed/death metal band ever to come to life. They have appeared many times on MTVs Viva La Bam and Headbangers Ball, along with Guitar Hero 3 with their (in)famous hit "Raining Blood" and GH Metallica with "War Ensamble".
I cant give what I say next any real credibilty, but it would be FUCKING AWESOME. I have been told that their name is an acronym that is as follows
Satan
Laughs
As
You
Eternally
Rot
Spelling out Slayer.
" Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object alive, awaiting reprisal, death will be their aquantance. The skys turning red, return to power draws near, fall into me the skys crimson tears, abolish the rules made of stone. Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past, betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above... Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.
Raining Blood
from a lacerated sky
bleeding its horror
creating my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD!!!"
Slayer- Raining Blood
I will point at Metal Gear Solid 3 and say "pretty much that".
Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot
There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:
1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.
3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.
So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.
pronounced: Ha-rum-bee
Not just a saying but a way of life. Seen on the boondocks, it is what a tribe in Africa shouts when victorious over an enemy. They raise their right fist in the air and shout "HARUMBI!!!!" Groups of people here and there have adopted the phrase into everyday vernacular, showing triumph over a challenge or victory over an enemy. Can also be used to show that you are invincible or strong beyond strong.
After the african tribesman defeated his worthy opponent, he raised his right fist and shouted "HARUMBI!" to show his glorious triumph.
"7 on 1 Call of Duty? Bring it, I got that Harumbi strength."
spy-fi is just wi-fi, or wireless internet, that is obtained from a location other than the place you are currently at. Example: Staying in a hotel, and successfully connecting to a wi-fi network at a nearby restaurant, cafe or other place where wi-fi is readily available.
Bro, I couldnt get wi-fi here at the hotel, so I resorted to spy-fi from the starbucks.
Fuck WWE, thats all fake actors and special effects.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
"dude, youre gonna be wrestling a guy who weighs 283. Too bad youre 195."