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Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt. <Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand March 04, 2007

Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt. <Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand February 28, 2007