A fork of Rural Dictionary
SI unit of stonedness. Measured in bowls per kilogram. Other measures include Degree of Funny, LD %50 level, and Degree of Cuntitude.
"Dude, your stonetitude is absoluetly ridiculous!"
A bear, a wolf, a fruit (real or imaginary). Shabba describes both the act of and the product used to chew dipping tobacco.
"Dude, do you wanna go shabba?"
"Shaba-dabba-do, I love you!"
Giri is short for 'giririsss', commonly known to many as someone who pikes from everything. A giri will agree to meet someone/somewhere, and not show up, thus piking.
you: Hey giri, wanna come over?
giri: sure, meet you at 2pm?
you: cool, cya then!
giri doesnt turn up at all.
you: oh well, i shouldnt of trusted giri showing up!