Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

candy corn

A candy made of 90% sugar and 10% crayon wax that appears in stores in the U.S. around Halloween time. The shape and color are supposed to resemble a kernel of corn. Upon seeing these make their once a year appearance, you are inspired to eat a whole package of them, after which you are so disgusted by them that you can't touch them for another year. They are the Halloween version of the Valentine's day conversation hearts.

Mmmmm candy corn, gimme those *snarf snarf snarf* *puking sounds* Ohh gawd, may I never see another candy corn.

by Casey May 24, 2006

goochtastic

something that is real lame or just over all shitty.

Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.

by casey November 13, 2003

nucking futs

take the "n" off of the nucking and the "f" off the futs...... put the "f" on the "ucking" and the "n" on "uts"..... then you get fucking nuts

that guy is nucking futs

by casey May 29, 2005

skanch

skank, whore, same thing...

That girl is such a skanch.

by Casey August 07, 2004

votch

female happy area. ie: vagina, beaver, vertical taco, hatchet wound, etc...

that guy totally put his pee pee in her votch

by Casey December 14, 2003

collare

a homie; just an ordinary person, not pertaining to any one race.

"What up, collare!?" Casey said. "Nuttin much. What crackin with you?" He replied.

by Casey July 07, 2004

Lewis and Clark

A variation of the Patrick Swayze, but with two males both sticking their penises into one girl's nostrils (one is each nostril)

Groff and the mexican sure want to Lewis and Clark Hugh...

by Casey January 16, 2004