A fork of Rural Dictionary
That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.
“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?” “I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.” “So you didn’t?” “So I didn’t.” “Like a little bitch.” “Yep. Like a little bitch.”
When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it. Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.
“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”
An older male improviser. It’s a play on the improvised comedy concept of “yes, and” that provides framework for building improvised scenes with scene partners, and the term “leather daddy” that describes older/middle-aged men who dress in a lot of leather.
I’m going to form an improv troupe of 40+ year old men called the “Yes Daddy / Yes Daddies.”
When you sleep with as many virgins back to back as you can.
“It’s called pringling because once you pop, you can’t stop!”