A fork of Rural Dictionary
Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
A word that some people think has too many of itself
"Antidesistablishmentarianism" has too many syllables. "Syllables" has too many syllables!
Making a typo on purpose or else ignoring the rules of grammar and spelling completely
Person A) U R teh best man!
Person B) Don't you mean "YOU ARE THE best, man"?
Person A) That's what I just SAID. DUH.
"America" is often misdefined as a country, when it is actually two continents.