A fork of Rural Dictionary
something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub
oh my GOD, what happened to you? yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...
A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...
LOL: look at that tree man! BIG:i cant see past it LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down! BOOM Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you LOl:why did you kill him? wtf? Big:he was cutting off my supply of life