A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smackrat is a horrible drug addled creature with the features of a rat that just will not die
I see Shaun the Smackrat is still chatting shit on twitter instead of doing us all a favor and dying
To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind
A turtledumplin is someone that is someone that uses Twitter and is nice to people on the timeline and in their DM rooms, but is actually talking shit about everyone behind their backs
Linda is always talking about people behind their backs; she's such a turtledumplin
A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind