A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lizzo is a type A grade threat to our society we do not know when she finishes her all you can eat buffet but when she does you got to bee prepared she can easily kill you with just the sheer weight of her by simply sitting on you. This move is siple but effective to fend of this watermelon eating monstrosity you need to have these three things a bucket of kfc, a 10 mile radius hole and some sick looking running shoes. Step 1. When lizzo approaches you she will try to get the kfc bucket but you take it and use you're sick ass shoes and out runs her to the hole this is thee part where you unfortunately need to jump in thee hole killing you butt savingg everyone eles when izzo tries to get to the kfc and she has t-rex arms so shes going to die.
-Lizzo is fat.
-Not fatter than you.