Country Dictionary

halfsker

(n.) a half-hard on that is the product of just finishing sex or any other sexual act. Usually visible by other people.

C: Did M just finish you off? S: Yessur, could you tell by my halfsker? C: Duh

bonyed

(adj.) Much like being "Crunk" bonyed is the combination of being high and very, very drunk

C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour? S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!

hurkin

(v.)missing someone or something very badly, jonesing

C: When is M coming again? S: I won't see here for like two weeks dude, it better go fast cuz I'm hurkin!

dick leakage

(n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage)

S: "Whats the wet mark on your shorts dude?" C: "Sorry dude, I just had a quickie with J and that's my dick leakage."

skitzin

(v.) to become overly paranoid due to smoking or vaping marijuana

Dude, quit skitzin, the cops are not coming, stop looking out the window!