Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

flibbety-jibbled

All messed up, arranged in an unfavorable manner

dude! your hair is flibbety-jibbled!

by Chance September 06, 2003

SheikEric

A homus majoris mountaineerus who likes big trucks, big women, and wiffle balls. Likes the sport of midget felching.

by chance June 19, 2003

SheikEric

The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.

I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.

by Chance June 18, 2003

pimped out playa that knows how to get his

one who pimps them hos and gets his money right with a snap of tha finga

Mayun, im just a pimped out playa that knows how to get his

by chance April 26, 2004

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

Chance

He’s a Nice person and he’s super funny.Also he is good in relationships but dont get on his bad side.He also is athletic and super attractive

You’re such a Chance

by Chance November 11, 2018

cawing

to caw or cry out like a raven or a crow.

the crow was cawing at the other birds from far away

by chance July 22, 2003