A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 10 SnapChat Theory is a modern theory that states that every (single) girl who is at least averagely attractive is talking to at least 10 guys on SnapChat at all times. Even if you think you are in a talking stage with this girl, it is likely you are one of 10. Good luck pal.
Nino: “I’ve been talking to this gal on snap, she pre fine innit I think it could go somewhere”
Charlie “Dude have you not heard of the 10 SnapChat theory? You’re cooked.”
A nickname that is commonly used for Grandparents and Great Grandparents. The name generally is used for attractive great grandparents, who are with younger women or men.
1. Me and Grump went to brunch this morning.
2. Grump is sexy.
“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Sorry I can’t play, I have to go to woochology class.”
If you travel back in time to prevent a great grandfather, Grump, from being molested by his uncle, then Grump would never molest you. But then, you never would have gone back in time to prevent him from being molested.
1. A famous well known paradox is called the Grump Paradox
2. Grump don't molest me! (Grump Paradox)
A game played by Canadians.
Rules:
If someone does not have their fingers crossed, you can say wooch to them. When you say wooch everyone around you has 5 seconds to punch the person who has been wooched as many times as you want. The person who has been wooched can’t fight back anyone except the person who has said wooch to them, but only until the 5 seconds are up. Although they can run away until the 5 seconds are over if they want.
“Jacob WOOCH!”
“5... 4... 3... 2... 1...”
“Alright the wooch is over.”