Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Karate Body

When someone (male or female) has a physique so awesome some might say it is "kickin'" like they do in Karate. Pronounced quickly as "Karate Botty."

Damn. Have you seen that chick from the Transformer movie Megan Fox? She has a serious Karate Body.

by Charlie Golf October 22, 2008

code

In reference to DNA-code which is delivered in the seminal medium

Sheila gives great head -- I like to shoot my code on her face.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Golden Tang

Female genitalia (aka poontang) that is so sweet, so fresh, and so beautiful that is should be made of gold.

Sara has Golden Tang.....I'm gonna do all I can to hit that.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

security round

The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.

I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.

by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004

medusa

A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.

Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.

by Charlie Golf May 08, 2004

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 02, 2007