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medium

1. adj. mediocre, fine, not great, okay, so-so 2. adv. mediocrely, in a not so great manner Usually accompanied by a so-so hand gesture and often used to denote when a previous statement is untrue or only half-true.

-Dude, that chick is totally hot. -medium. I was thinking about going to the beach today, but then I realized I was only medium psyched.

by misstrionics June 09, 2005

medium

The convergent phenomenology of materialism. The hard problem of materialism (hard problem of consciousness). Materialism as both a frame and a metastate (paradigm). Posited as undecidable due to its intersubjective nature (the phenomenonology of subjects including objects)). The foundation of postmodern irony.

A medium is intersubjective. Eg., Is reality a frame for itself or is reality a frame for something more immaterial? This is the conundrum of postmodern existentialism.

by sandraxine November 11, 2018

medium

pronounced: mee-dee-um -noun- 1. venue 2. one (usually an old, ugly woman) who supposedly communicates with the spirits of the dead 3. a crappy-ass TV show that had no future from the begginning

1. The medium I use to go Internetting is Internet Explorer 8, because Firefox is too cluttered and visually unappealing with no address bar memory, Chrome doesn't have fullscreen or address bar memory, and Opera… I forget why. 2. It's a wonder how the medium industry survives when the idiot population skyrockets… Oh, wait… 3. "Medium" sucks.

by Nuclear Tank Factory March 24, 2009

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go? No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

medium

one bad ass mother fucker. the son Johnny never had (damn your eyes)

"hey medium, how much for one of your tricks?" "fuck medium, settle down!"

by sean wilson October 04, 2003

Medium

One who can see and/or talk to spirits. Often misunderstood or mocked, or even shunned. But they are like anybody else. And they are just as normal as the rest of us. They arn't retarded or deluded, but Amazing and Gifted. We are out there, and we arn't insane. Get to know one of us.

Paige is a Medium. She speaks to spirits and sees them almost everywhere, but we love her anyways.

by Spirit Girl August 23, 2010

Medium

A person who has little to no skill as a worker or a leader. He sees people that do work as a threat, because the boss will like them more. No chance to toss a coworker under the bus or slob the bosses knob will ever go untaken. Your hard work tends to be his livelihood, your mistakes tend to be his chance to bring you down a rung. The boss needs a volenteer? Medium will jump right in and do it. Then bitch about doing it the whole time as if he was forced to do it.

The boss is gone to an appointment and won't know if we are working. Oh don't worry about that... If we slack off the Medium will be sure to tell on us.

by Track26 February 12, 2014