Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

butt sculpture

What people from Perrysburg, OH call their poop.

Janis: How much for the butt sculpture?
Sales Lady: Only 400$
Janis: I'll take it. What a priceless piece of shit.

by CharlieCamelCase June 01, 2017

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

by CharlieCamelCase May 04, 2017

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 16, 2017

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 16, 2017

streeitnam

Your daily grind ass shit.

Uh… this meeting is turning into streeitnam.

by CharlieCamelCase May 26, 2023