Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

sista

proud black woman

a woman who carries herself with pride

You better ask that sista standing over there.

by chas November 25, 2003

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 12, 2004

jorvin

A baby who likes to toot.

My little baby, my little baby... Jorvin

by Chas December 25, 2016

STAIN

girl - one who leaves a stain on my sheet. Sex partner.

She's my main stain.

by chas November 25, 2003

ho down

oral intercourse given by a female to a male. (aka blowjob)

you know she gonna go down, when i tell that bitch ta ho down

by chas May 29, 2004

cap his ass

shoot him dead

This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Guns that gangsters kill each other with are hardly toys.

I's goin' ta cap his ass for commin' into my hood (neighborhood).

by chas November 25, 2003

slap ass

hysterically drunk
laughing while slapping his own ass

He be slap ass drunk.

by chas November 25, 2003