Country Dictionary

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.

This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge. He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours? 2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

Yarr! is like saying yeah! It can convey a sense of loss, a feeling of resination, and can even confirm agreement, but more appropriately it's just yeah.

Yarr! My pirate's booty has been stolen.

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.

Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.