A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogatory term for someone who uses Google Search Engine
Hey what's up you Goog.
Go look it up on the internet you Goog.
When you take a shit, and then you spray like crazy after the main load is finished.
Also, when you go to fart at someone, or maybe for some reason you decide to keep it to yourself and waste the fart and not direct it at one of your friends, you go to fart and accidently spray shit in your pants.
After shitting the main part, you spray like crazy in the can.
Bend over to fart at someone, push hard and let it go, and accidently shit yourself, then you scream "AWW NO, AFTERSPRAY"
A term given to a nerdy kid. Short for poindexter.
Hey look at dexter over there with his glasses! Going to math class? Dexter.
Where a dangerous situation can go either way.
Jeff is trying to pick up those two girls, and they're sisters! Jeff is fucking tightroping it.
Ugly or fat girls that hang around an attractive or many attractive girls in order to reap the benefits of having slack jawed guys following them around.
You're at the bar and there's this hot girl, but she has like 3 ugly orbiter girl friends hanging around her.
They're just following her because the guys to go the pretty one and the uggies hope that her table scraps (guys she doesn't want) will pick them up after being rejected.