A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judith Chalmers, Des O'Conner, Jodie Marsh.
An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.
The kind of advertising executive who came up with the recent 'Do You Speak Micra?' campaign.
National Geographic Tits. Flat, pendulous breasts as sported by old tribeswomen in the aforesaid school library jazzmag. spaniel's ears
The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter