Country Dictionary

Jooken means joke but in a cooler way

Tia: i had your mum Chris :huh Tia: Jooken

Cool but in a different content

chris: coolio gail: watch ya chris: it means cool

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today Bill: i aint eating it Ben: 3 Second Rule Bill: oh yeah Ben: and Extra Flavour

A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)

Boy: You a Urban Smurf Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you Boy: You can't even reach my ankles Girl: GGGGGGGRrrrrr , Ill bitch Slap you in a min boio

Lol but in a different way

matt:Checken HArry:LWels Chris:Lol

the 5 second rule is for Chairs, so if you get up another person has 5 second to take your chair

Bill: drinks anyone ben: Beer please Gail: tea Ron: Coffee Rob: Lemonade Bill: okies Rob: 5..4...3...2...1..0 JAcked Bill: wat you going in my chair Rob: 5 Second rule mate

another word for ok e.g. OKies,YOYOYOYO

Bill: you alrite Ben: im gd Bill: Okies