Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bripster

one who is both a bro and a hipster

a bripster might say, "dude, i like kenny v. spenny AND kaki king."

by cheesecrackers January 14, 2009

Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.

In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"

by CheeseCrackers March 12, 2015

Flirtalian

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.

Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.

by Cheesecrackers December 15, 2014

The great unspeakable

Feeling you can't do something anymore, but there is no point in declaring it because no one really gives a fuck anyway.

Really can't blow my load on the great unspeakable again.

by CheeseCrackers March 12, 2015