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To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night. Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
When someone is hopped up from doing cocaine. Often referred to as doing a bump.
Dude1: wow you guys are talking and carrying on like your all bumped up. Dude2: yeah we scored an 8 ball at the bar and we've been doing bumps all afternoon Dude1: You two are good at making piss poor decisions
When your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it
Mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? I need a ride to the store for some tequilla? Mexican#2: not yet. I tried giving it a Tijuana tuneup last night and I think it's running worse now
When taking a bar whore home and one uses a finger, two fingers up to an entire fist, to minimize the void in her vagina because your weiner isn’t nearly big enough for her to feel you sticking her
Dude 1: dude, did u close the deal with that bar whore last night? Dise2: yeah but I had to shim her cunt with my fist in order for her to feel it Dude 1: wow what a worn out slut.
A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.
Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while. Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy. Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed. Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.
Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.
Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya? Dude2: yeah why? Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar. Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke